1. me: *wakes up*
    2. me: wheres my phone
    3. me: *rips off blankets*
    4. me: *hears loud thud*
    5. me: there it is
     

  1. the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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  2.   I don’t need a doctor, dammit - I am a doctor

    (Source: nalyne, via stopblowingholesinmeship)

     
  3.  
  4.  
  5.  

    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     
  6.  
  7. potter-merlin:

    My dash did a thing

    (via dilemmaemma)

     
  8. stopdreamingstarttrolling:

    he just can’t let it go

    (via dilemmaemma)

     

  9. handpickedhappiness:

    thevoxbox:

    charlesoberonn:

    giftvvrap:

    will you marry me = a marriage proposal
    will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

    Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

    Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

    And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

    (via dilemmaemma)

     

  10. staxilicious:

    artkat:

    despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    image

    reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

    (Source: bingeeaterghoul, via dilemmaemma)

     
  11. wanderingweasleys:

    shardwick:

    Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

    #ActualSiblings

    (via dilemmaemma)

     

  12. millionharry:

    When a mutual unfollows you

    image

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  13. It’s been an honor serving with you, Shepard.

    (via n7adept)