1. memeguy-com:

    These almond cookies are very aggressive

    (via cynbehindblueeyes)

     

  2. theirtinywings:

    serenakenobi:

    jadefyre:

    savingsergeantbarnes:

    what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir

    "Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"

    "This shield does much damage! I like it!"

    "This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
    *throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*

    (Source: punkrogers, via cynbehindblueeyes)

     

  3. "Wait, these are actually hella cute questions."
    — 

    1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
    2. Are you outgoing or shy?
    3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
    4. Are you easy to get along with?
    5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
    6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
    7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
    8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
    9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
    10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
    12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
    13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
    15. What good thing happened this summer?
    16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
    18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
    19. Do you like bubble baths?
    20. Do you like your neighbors?
    21. What are you bad habits?
    22. Where would you like to travel?
    23. Do you have trust issues?
    24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
    25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
    26. What do you do when you wake up?
    27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
    28. Who are you most comfortable around?
    29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
    30. Do you ever want to get married?
    31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
    32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
    33. Spell your name with your chin.
    34. Do you play sports? What sports?
    35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
    36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
    37. What do you say during awkward silences?
    38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
    39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
    40. What do you want to do after high school?
    41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
    43. Do you smile at strangers?
    44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
    45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
    46. What are you paranoid about?
    47. Have you ever been high?
    48. Have you ever been drunk?
    49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
    50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    53. Favourite makeup brand?
    54. Favourite store?
    55. Favourite blog?
    56. Favourite colour?
    57. Favourite food?
    58. Last thing you ate?
    59. First thing you ate this morning?
    60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    62. Been arrested? For what?
    63. Ever been in love?
    64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    65. Are you hungry right now?
    66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    67. Facebook or Twitter?
    68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    69. Are you watching tv right now?
    70. Names of your bestfriends?
    71. Craving something? What?
    72. What colour are your towels?
    72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    75. Favourite animal?
    76. What colour is your underwear?
    77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    80. What colour pants?
    81. Favourite tv show?
    82. Favourite movie?
    83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    87. First person you talked to today?
    88. Last person you talked to today?
    89. Name a person you hate?
    90. Name a person you love?
    91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    92. In a fight with someone?
    93. How many sweatpants do you have?
    94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    95. Last movie you watched?
    96. Favourite actress?
    97. Favourite actor?
    98. Do you tan a lot?
    99. Have any pets?
    100. How are you feeling?
    101. Do you type fast?
    102. Do you regret anything from your past?
    103. Can you spell well?
    104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
    105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
    106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
    107. Have you ever been on a horse?
    108. What should you be doing?
    109. Is something irritating you right now?
    110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
    111. Do you have trust issues?
    112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
    113. What was your childhood nickname?
    114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
    115. Do you play the Wii?
    116. Are you listening to music right now?
    117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
    118. Do you like Chinese food?
    119. Favourite book?
    120. Are you afraid of the dark?
    121. Are you mean?
    122. Is cheating ever okay?
    123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
    124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    125. Do you believe in true love?
    126. Are you currently bored?
    127. What makes you happy?
    128. Would you change your name?
    129. What your zodiac sign?
    130. Do you like subway?
    131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
    132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    133. Favourite lyrics right now?
    134. Can you count to one million?
    135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
    136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
    137. How tall are you?
    138. Curly or Straight hair?
    139. Brunette or Blonde?
    140. Summer or Winter?
    141. Night or Day?
    142. Favourite month?
    143. Are you a vegetarian?
    144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
    145. Tea or Coffee?
    146. Was today a good day?
    147. Mars or Snickers?
    148. What’s your favourite quote?
    149. Do you believe in ghosts?
    150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

    These are really good. Drop a number or a few in my inbox :)

    ask me shit?

    (via nomvegannom)

    (Source: catscuddlingandyou, via cynbehindblueeyes)

     
  4. NYPD! Everyone down!

    (Source: lopesberry, via msophiabush)

     
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  6. We’ll go after work to a private range, no cops, no pressure.

    (Source: b99things)

     
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  9. (Source: daily99)

     
  10. b99things:

    Terry loves yogurt.

     
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  12. midwintersong:

    We’re gonna need a bigger gun.

    (via n7adept)

     
  13. Sure, I can talk about Commander Shepard. Big topic. There’s been a lot written about the Commander, but most of it isn’t true. People are quick to judge. They don’t know the whole story. I don’t even know the whole story. But I know the woman. Worked with her, fought with her. Trust her with my life. Shepard’s had some rough patches. Who of us hasn’t. She’s been forced to fight a lot of battles alone. God only knows how she got out of some of that. Makes your head spin. Thing is, you never heard a complaint. Never once got, “No, sir. I can’t do that.” She never hesitated. Few people know what Shepard’s been through. I’d like to think I come pretty close. And I worry sometimes she forgets: there’s a whole bunch of people who lose sleep over her getting back home. Maybe it doesn’t need to be said. Maybe we’re too dumb to say it. Soldiers like the Commander are rare. Women like Shepard… even more rare.

    (Source: dragonborn, via n7adept)

     

  14. theshoutingendoflife:

    jaclcfrost:

    standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

    Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

    (via watermelon-spiced-latte)

     

  15. Someone’s going to fucking die…